About Us
At The Poopy Times, we take it upon ourselves to redifine the bathroom experience of our fellow toilet-seaters. In the sanctuary of modesty and tranquility, where humans await their symphonic releases, we take it upon ourselves to provide a captivating toilet (news) paper with satirical news that can either be used to provide entertainment during poopy times or a tear-resistant, ultra-soft derrière cleansing tool if our satirical news are not to the liking our audience (digital readers please keep in mind that your phone may not be waterproof).
At The Poopy Times we:
- Defy logic, reason, and the laws of physics, on occasion, for the sake of entertainment
- Eradicate boredom with fake crossword clues or absurd Sudoku solutions
- Uncover zodiac revelations regarding soap aromas and toilet paper preferences and quantity use