Privacy Policy
Last Updated: 10/10/2023
Introduction
Welcome to The Poopy Times, where we take privacy just as seriously as restroom stall graffiti. In this age of digital oversharing, we're legally obliged to tell you how we handle your information, even though we'd much rather be discussing soap dispenser conspiracies.
Information We Collect
We may collect different types of information when you visit our website:
- Personal Information:We might collect personal info, like your name and email address if you're in the mood to share it. But don't worry, we're not in the business of spamming your inbox.
- Log Data:Our servers have a quirky habit of recording stuff like your IP address and browser type. It's like the restroom attendant's logbook – we don't really need it, but it's there.
- Cookies:Yes, we use cookies, but not the chocolate chip kind, sadly. These digital crumbs help us figure out what you're interested in, besides bathroom news, of course.
- Third-Party Advertising:Our ads come from third-party friends, and they bring their own cookies. Expect personalized ads that might leave you wondering if your toilet preferences are being spied on.
How We Use Your Information
We might use your data for a few reasons:
- Keeping the plumbing of this digital restroom working smoothly.
- We'll use your data to make your experience more pleasant, like recommending articles that are bathroom humor gold.
- We might send you an email or two, but we promise not to talk about bathroom etiquette.
Disclosure of Your Information
We share your info with third-party service providers, but don't worry, it's not like sharing a restroom stall with strangers. Your privacy is still a top priority.
Your Choices
Feel free to exercise your options:
- Opt-out of our dazzling promotional communications:(almost as thrilling as finding a spare roll of toilet paper when you're in dire need). Just follow the oh-so-mysterious instructions provided in those emails.
- Take charge of your cookies:Your browser settings are your throne. Adjust them to your heart's content, because who doesn't want more control over their digital crumbs? It's like choosing the perfect toilet paper - soft or strong, the choice is yours!
- Fine-tune your ad preferences:We don't mind if you'd like to tweak your ad experience, especially when it means seeing more bathroom-related ads (who wouldn't want that?). Visit the Ad Settings page graciously provided by our overlords at Google. After all, isn't it nice to let someone else decide what you want to see on the internet? It's almost like letting someone else choose the scent of your bathroom air freshener.
Changes to This Privacy Policy
If we ever decide to update this Privacy Policy (between discussions about toilet paper preferences), you'll find the changes right here.
Contact Us
If you're one of the few who still want to reach out to us, feel free to visit our contact page. We might respond – it depends on how engrossed we are in the latest bathroom news.