Presidential Candidate Sets the Example by Renouncing His U.S. Citizenship
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In a jaw-dropping turn of events that can only be described as 'stars and stripes' politics, Vivek Ramaswamy, the man with a mission to abolish birthright citizenship, has decided to take his convictions to the moon... literally! Hold onto your hairs hats, because Ramaswamy is baldly boldly going where no candidate has gone before – he's renouncing his U.S. citizenship and blasting off to space and joining lunar citizens.
In an exclusive interview with 'The Poopy Times,' a publication with the most 'out-of-this-world' stories (pun intended), Ramaswamy shared his interstellar master plan. 'I've always believed in leading by example,' he stated with a wink, 'So what better way to prove that birthright citizenship is unnecessary than by giving up my own birthright citizenship?'
Ramaswamy has allegedly booked a one-way ticket aboard Elon Musk's SpaceX shuttle, where he'll live in a lunar colony called 'Freedom Crater.' There, he'll enjoy the perks of being a non-U.S. citizen, such as intergalactic travel without a visa and zero income tax on his space cheese farms.
Ramaswamy's cosmic journey has a not-so-subtle twist. On his way to the moon, he'll make a pit stop on Mars to voice his dislike toward illegal aliens from outer space. He plans to hold a press conference where he'll proclaim, 'We have enough problems right here on Earth with illegal aliens, and now they're crossing the solar system borders? Unbelievable!'
Political analysts are scratching their heads, trying to decipher the cryptic message behind this astonishing move. Is it a campaign strategy, a cosmic publicity stunt, or simply a case of too much moon cheese and wine? One thing's for sure, though, Ramaswamy's lunar escapade is out of this world and promises to be the most favorable absurd chapter in American politics to date.
As we gear up for the 2024 elections, Ramaswamy's 'shoot for the moon' approach may just be the spark that ignites his campaign – or it could lead to the most intergalactic debate in history. Either way, we're entering the Twilight Zone of politics (a.k.a 2023 American Politics), where the sky is no longer the limit!